i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Holy sore nipples Batman
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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