I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
