thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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