I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
God, I missed his penis.
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