Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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