Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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