if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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