my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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