Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
