North Korea, Best Korea!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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