And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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