Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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