We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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