Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
In America we eat man semen.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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