HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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