i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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