his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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