Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
