is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
