i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Send help, water and tortillas.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I touched a dick in church today
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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