erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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