You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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