keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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