Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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