she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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