i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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