Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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