i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
