You're so nebulous sometimes
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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