Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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