At least make sure they are 18
Why
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize