Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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