real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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