I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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