Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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