I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
