Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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