she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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