Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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