he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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