I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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