you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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