Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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