4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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