We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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