Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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