she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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