Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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