He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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