so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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