I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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