Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Grimr111 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(907): View more from Alaska

scale of 1-10 how well do I give head

(1-907): View more from Alaska

5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.

Fav 75 4631 1575
share tweet
(573): View more from Missouri

Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

Fav 15 4406 1424
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(580): View more from Oklahoma

She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.

Fav 28 8963 1270
share tweet
(619): View more from California

By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.

Fav 14 2820 1203
share tweet
(778): View more from British Columbia

You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.

Fav 5 2882 1247
share tweet
(352): View more from Florida

She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.

Fav 1 1535 966
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

Fav 5 1005 1217
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(864): View more from South Carolina

Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.

Fav 1 522 811
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(713): View more from Texas

AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...

Fav 1 210 199
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT