Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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