I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm getting married
To pizza
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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