Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
