We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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