You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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